Harry Menzies

Harry Menzies is currently the Commander Of The Army Of Woodburn, who in turn are also known by many different names, retards and 'the special needs group' being the two most common.

History
Harry Menzies became The Commander Of The Army Of Woodburn because no one else wanted the job.



His previous jobs include:

1.Being a drug dealer.

2.Being unable with the exception of swear words to speak English.

3.Paper delivery boy.

4.Retard.

5.80 a day smoker.

6.Drunkard.