Steven Fleming

==History== Steven Fleming is the captain of Retards United, which is a football team in Woodburn.

He is currently the most well known person ever to become captain of Retards United, partly because he:

1.Cannot speak English.

2.Can only speak Woodburnese/Woodburnish.(whatever their primitive language is called)

3.Killed a sheep by doing a Tombstone Piledriver on it.

4.A pigeon crapped on his car once, so he crapped on it's car as revenge, as a result, there was nothing the local car wash could do to for the pigeon's car.

5.He uses Internet Explorer 6(lol! What a retard!).

6.Attempted to read a book that was written in English, he failed.