The Supreme Emperor Of Woodburn

The current Emperor of Woodburn is Macauley Pryde VI.

How He Became Emperor
He became the Emperor of Woodburn when he sliced the previous Emperor in half with a chainsaw, and ironically the previous Emperor was the best Emperor that Woodburn had ever had, and during the reign of the previous Emperor, Woodburn had been voted the best city in the world for 5 years, but that all changed when Macauley Pryde VI became Emperor, and under his leadership, Woodburn became the world's biggest drug den.

Arrest Warrants
He is currently London's most wanted when it comes to parking tickets, and has also committed many other offences such as:

1.Hitting people with chairs.

2.Stealing stuff.

3.Being annoying.

4.Being a retard.

5.Running people over with a stolen Tesco truck.

6.Not handing in is school homework,EVER.

7.Accidental Gun Discharge.

8.Appearing in 'Britain's Got Talent'.

9.Parking his car on people.

10.Committing book-related larceny.

11.Imitating a banshee's scream in public.

Bebo
He has a profile on Bebo but he's so dumb that how he figured out how to use a computer and get onto Bebo is beyond me.

The Beginning
Before he became Emperor he was a Russian Cosmonaut, but upon returning to Earth he was captured by the CIA and they swapped his brain with the brain of a goldfish, which explains his highly limited intelligence, and his limited powers of speech, being unable to say anything other than swear words.

Regeneration
He has been killed many times but can regenerate Time Lord-style, below are some of the things he ended up as after each regeneration.