Sheep

Sheep
Sheep live in Woodburn, because of them, there is no grass(or anything green at all) left in Woodburn, because it was all eaten by sheep, because sheep like eating grass, because to them it tastes like Cheese & Onion crisps, sheep also like alcohol very much, and can also be found in pubs across Woodburn at any time of the day, but they'll usually have passed out by the time you get there, as sheep have an allergic reaction to beer, which causes them to crap themselves and pass out, and they'll probably have vomited all over the shop as well, an they'll threaten to give you a good kicking if you don't clean it up, so you'd better do as they say, or they'll make you be a corpse in CSI:Miami, and you really wouldn't want that to happen, would you?, cos lying face down in pool of blood for hours on end is not a great hobby believe me, and when they let you go and you leave the studio for the night, you have to deal with people in the street wondering why you're covered in blood, and it ends with you in the back of a squad car on the way to the cop shop cos they think you're Jack The Ripper.

Sheep:Part 2
To recap, sheep are not ones to be messed with.