What To Do If You Encounter A Woodburn Kid(AKA, Demons, The Devil's Minions, etc)

The following are the government's official guideline on what to do if, well the title says it all.

Method 1
Equip your weapon and discharge your firearm until the demon is dead, if you hear police sirens, blame it on accidental gun discharge.

Method 2
Equip your riot shield and deflect the demon's attacks, this may take some time, depending on how many demons there are attacking you, when it/they tire, subsequently bash them to death with your riot shiel or similar object.

Method 3
Run it down with a vehicle.

Method 4
Slice it in half with a chainsaw.