Encyclopedia Dramatica

Trolls, Flame Wars, And Many Mentions Of The Word 'lol'
Under no circumstances will The Woodburn Wiki link to, or otherwise mention, Encyclopedia Dramatica, or provide means of accesing it via The Woodburn Wiki.

The Founder of this website once had it's house shelled by 250 Roger The Dodger Multicoloured Fireworks, which left a multicoloured mess.

Awards
Encyclopedia Dramitica has won the following awards.
 * 1) Crappyestist parody of Wikipedia.
 * 2) Holds The World Record for Website Most Frequently Sued.
 * 3) Has the most Forum Trolls.
 * 4) Most DoS attacks.
 * 5) Actually has photos of school shootings and hasn't been taken down for it.
 * 6) Most hated website.
 * 7) Website run by 12 year olds.

You do the right thing and try to delete an article.
The article will magically be restored to it's original state and you'll get your account banned by MysteryBot.

You try to get the site's admin to remove an article.
They'll laugh in your face and ban you.

They write an article about the Woodburn Wiki.
Read the bit at the top of the page and that's what'll happen to the Founder, only with more fireworks this time.